mr-leach:

I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage

mellarkish:

*pretends to be cool and chill but is actually constantly worried about the widespread death of bee populations*

tittily:

tittily:

@ ppl with small purses: where do you keep your 70 lbs of trash

iminfj:

5 Ways INFJs Can Spot and Avoid Emotional Vampires

“I feel really comfortable around you.”

“I feel like we have a really meaningful connection.”

“You just seem to understand me so well.”

The above three sentences can be filed away under ‘Things INFJs Hear All the Time.’

INFJs are known as the Counselor personality type. And like a counselor, most people find it really easy to open up to us. It took me awhile to understand that having this sort…

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courfeyluck:

cuz darling i’m a trashcan dressed like a slightly nicer trashcan

freethebooty:

people whose first instinct is to smile when they make eye contact with you are some of earth’s treasures and need to be protected

wilwheaton:

coyotelips:

I’d enjoy some four person “tennis” in “Antarctica”, if you’ll pardon the doubles on tundra

dieaerzte:

lnannibal:

dieaerzte:

it would be fucked up if sex were real

wtf are you talking about

i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up

sh4ne:

paceboy:

sh4ne:

caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings